In our news series (“WTF did they just say”) — we are going around off and online speaking to various communities and groups of people about the wildest things they’ve ever been told on a date. In our first edition of the series, we’re chronicling the 15 wildest things gay men have ever been told on a date.
“I went on this date once after I met this really handsome guy on Jack’d. I had never met someone before that put so much thought into being masculine. He ended up telling me the way I walked to the table when I finally arrived at the restaurant was enough for him to get up and leave. He felt that it wasn’t masculine enough and that I had disrespected him by walking in as I would do any normal day. It was the weirdest thing ever. He texted me two weeks later and tried to ask me if I had stopped the act and was willing to be a man. I blocked him swiftly.”
-Anthony A, Fort Lauderdale Florida, 31
“Oh bro where would I even start. I think the wildest thing a guy has ever told me was that it was feminine that I had skincare products on my bathroom shelf and that I had a loofa. I was mad confused bro but then we still proceeded to hang out that night as he had driven more than an hour to see me, only for me to learn that he had masked the smell of his body door with cologne and when his clothes came off. The truth came out. I had asked him why it was obvious that he hadn’t bathed in a while and I promise you he told me it was because he felt that men didn’t have to bathe because it emasculated him especially the part where ya know soap would go between his butt cheeks.”
-Tomas M, 27, Brooklyn New York
“Guys are the strangest fucking creatures I’ve ever encountered. One time a guy told me that it was weird that I had met him for coffee holding an umbrella but then proceeded to tell me that he wanted to chop my balls off because I was apparently effeminate and to him that meant I wasn’t allowed to orgasm. You could probably guess we never spoke again.”
D’Andre, 28, Philly
“I was having sex with this guy once who once told me that it was weird that I didn’t like condoms. I later found out that he was one of those that felt condoms were against gods way and had actually tried to stealth me like twice. I’m glad I never spoke to him again.”
Anonymous, 25, Miami Florida
‘By far the weirdest thing a dude has ever told me was that my walk was apparently feminine but he liked that I was bow-legged but hated that I couldn’t walk like a man. It was the most confusing thing I had ever been told and to this day I do not understand it.’
Jamar, 30, Atlanta Georgia
‘Dude got mad in the shower with me once when I had reached for the soap to try to wash him (we were showering together.). I asked him what was wrong and he told me that I could get fucked up for trying to touch his ass that he hadn’t washed down there in more than a month because that was for the women. He felt that washing his ass somehow made him gay or possibly into gay things. I was confused because two men were already in the shower together. Ffs.’
– Markus, 31, Louisville Kentucky
‘Guy at Wal-Mart was super handsome and one day he finally decided to say something to me while we were at work. Unfortunately for me, he had asked me when was the last time I dropped a deuce. Of course out of curiosity I had to ask why, only to learn that he only fucked with dirty ass. I quit my job the next week and moved on to a new one.”
Lamar, 26, Staten Island New York
‘I think it was sophomore year of college that a guy finally mustered up the guts to shoot his shot. He had this weird foot fetish but only if they were dirty and not kept up. I remember he had once told me to go to the gym and as often as possible and then come see him after I hadn’t showered for a few days. It turns out that was his form of sexual intercourse — it was so fucking weird.’
Nate, 29, New Orleans Louisiana
‘This straight (or so we thought) guy outed himself at my job once by using the walkie-talkie system. We all heard the comments he had made towards the openly gay guy talking about he couldn’t be seen in public with him because he was genderqueer or whatever, but behind closed doors, he apparently had been beating that down for months. It was so sad the guy couldn’t show his face at work afterwards because the guy made him feel like it was his fault when the guy had actually left his walkie-talkie on and accidentally had pressed the button mid-conversation while he was trying to push up on him in the break room.”
Carson, 27, Paris France
‘It is feminine to wash your asshole but I still need you to wash it so I can get it at all times I just don’t want to know you washed it otherwise it’s going to make me think of a woman and if I wanted one of those I’d get one’
Marc, 26, Houston Texas
‘A guy once told me I couldn’t get manicures and pedicures anymore even the clear ones if I wanted to talk to him. He thought that would expose him for being into men if we were like hanging out and his homies or friends were around.’
– Donovan, 21, Woodland Hills California
‘Some might be surprised to learn this but not everyone seems to think it’s a smart idea to clean your house. I remember in 2019 I met this dude online and eventually invited him over to my place but had told me not to mind me I would be cleaning as he got there. In the rudest of tones I had ever heard, he told me that I was a b**** for cleaning and that real men don’t do that that I should’ve either left it or gotten a woman to do it. Mind you he apparently had four baby mothers and at least 2 more on the way.”
-Will, 29, Winter Park Florida
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