ROME — Uh, lending no credence to the claim that priests are innocent — an Italian priest is under police investigation this morning according to police. Priest Andrea Contin apparently pimped out more than 15 women on church property engaging in illegal sex parties and orgy gatherings on city property.
Police further allege that Contin recorded all of the orgies and then stored them on church property with labels on boxes mimicking the names of other priests.  In case it couldn’t get any worse, police further allege that the priest would charge small fees for these videos and then use the massive amount of funds that he acquired to take fancy vacations.